I have decided exams are actually a Professor's way of getting back at you for ever believing in the glory of a higher education/paying job. Like, for serious. I had three days to study for my hardest exams. Three. I had to study half of my textbook. That’s 435 pages of size eight Times New Roman print, with a book the size and weight of my overweight Cocker Spaniel.

My second test had to do with Venn Diagrams that are not real Venn Diagrams but masquerade as them. And truth tables. I will never understand the bloody use of a frakking truth table. I also know I will never use it. Ever. Like, what, am I going to laugh in some poor sod's face when I magically say, "I have a decisive argument that I learned in university and these are all the ways I can prove it's valid! Look, a fucking truth table!" If this ever happens, I will then go to my Professor and say, "Yes, Philosophy is useful and I am sorry that you still aren't able to prove the flaws in your girlfriends argument when she dumps you. Here, have a truth table. Maybe that will help."

Also, whoever came up with the idea of handing in assignments after classes are over are morons. And Professor's that conspire to have the assignments handed in on the same day are cruel and laugh at you behind you back. An English paper, a Sociology paper, my Creative Writing Portfolio (7 stories, dasgkhdsaklghlkas) and a Psychology paper. My computer was wheezing by the time I was finished. And I still had to do my frakking hardest final on the same bloody day.

Yes, I am bitter.

And yes, I know there are others out there who probably had more exam woes than me, but I currently am trying to keep my brain from leaking out my ears. But I wrote porn! So be happy in that sense. It made me happy for a while, until I realized I had to finish rereading three stories all spanning over 300 pages. Damn you, Tolkien and your not-so-awesome-as-the-movie Fellowship of the Ring. And The Hobbit. And any other literate bastard who decided that thirty pages (repeatedly) of scenic writing was a good idea.

Luckily I am done in six days. And then I get to find a full time job and not have fun this summer! Boy, am I looking forward to it!

*jumps out the window*